This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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