writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
