Do you still have your period?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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