I just cut my nipple shaving
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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