We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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