Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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