question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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