We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
