We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I want a musical about memes.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize