haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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