I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just wanna soil my oats bro
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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