I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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