haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize