shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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