alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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