You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
