I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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