Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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