Porn is love you can see.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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