are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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