I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just invented taco cereal.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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