i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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