The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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