He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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