my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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