as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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