i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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