so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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