I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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