can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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