she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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