so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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