I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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