i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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