they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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