I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Boobs speak an international language.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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