Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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