it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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