I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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