I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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