ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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