One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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