I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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