so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
this is an emotional support booty call
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