wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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