Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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