why didn't you poke me back
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
