If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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