I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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