I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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