there's paper in my vomit.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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