a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
