I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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